I know I don't want to live here anymore
Swap places with me then.
I'm lucky I'm in a red state. Trust me though you don't want to live here.
I want to live in Florida. Ever since I was a wee little lad i've always looked up to Florida man as my inspiration.
I recommend Pasco County for humor
If you're White just move here. I don't live in Florida but I like it. Good governors and good people for the most part. The everglades are interesting, but Cubans have taken over Miami and key west.
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