I think they'd put him in a mental hospital or something. He's too old and stupid to go to prison.
They can put him in a ward for "special" people in Gitmo.
For special needs persons or "forrest gump types" like Joe. He has amazing luck, runs everywhere and stutters while trying to compile a sentence that inevitably won't come together.
They can put Skeletor, The Nadler, Cocaine Mitch, Diane Frankenstein and a few other octogenarians in with him, he can sniff Skeletor's hair, feel right at home.
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