Russia, knowing this, sends a guided missile to the vehicle's transponder, for a brief instant Igor owns a $20 million dollar SAM system and a 3M-54-Kalibur.
This does have civilian applications if an airplane full of patent holders senior to a Rothschild happens to be passing by. Other than that I don't know what it would be used for.
You ride it around town to pick up chicks.
"Babe, let me tell you how I got this, had to fight a whole platoon of Russians armed only with my enormous penis."
... armed only with my enormous penis. Forgot, "armor piercing."
Igor promptly uses the SAM in defense of jews' right to rape kids, because Globopedo must be protected!
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