In other news, Torba was found today dead from an apparent suicide shotgun blast to the back of the head. Authorities claim Torba was cleaning his empty weapon when he slipped and fell onto a pile of shells which slipped into the rifle and accidentally shot him in the back of the head.
When asked about the plausibility of the story, the chief of police began coughing and fell down dead from an apparent accidental self poisoning with arsenic….
In other news, Torba was found today dead from an apparent suicide shotgun blast to the back of the head. Authorities claim Torba was cleaning his empty weapon when he slipped and fell onto a pile of shells which slipped into the rifle and accidentally shot him in the back of the head.
When asked about the plausibility of the story, the chief of police began coughing and fell down dead from an apparent accidental self poisoning with arsenic….
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