It ish a vaxsheen and twump made it for us gawd bwess ehm, Im a noice

Didn't you hear? They changed the definition of "vaccine", man.

Basically, anything that may prevent or reduce the symptoms/morbidity of an illness/medical condition is considered a vaccine right now. I am currently taking a vaccine for dehydration, it's called water.

This morning, I took a vaccine for.. most things, called "vitamin C".