TLDR: * Fancy bluegrass and fescue are shitty. * Bluegrass blades are tiny so you have to use a ton of seed. * Fescue is only good under trees and in shade. * Rye grass is where it is at. Playground grass. Indestructible and easier to get going. * Plant in April when there are three days of rain and cover with a quarter inch of dirt. * A bunch of shit about broad leaf herbicides that I'll never use.