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[–] 8 pts

What do you do when you are on the side of the road? Consider your life choices because you are in mortal danger. Still proud of voting Democrat? A gas car and $1.80 a gallon gas would have gotten you to work.

[–] 4 pts

Imagine they develop electric, non fuel planes. Who would be dumb enough to board one?

It would be called Darwin Airlines.

[–] 4 pts

Planes are gliders without their propulsion, even helicopters can use autorotation in the event of engine failure. I'd be much, much more concerned about the diversity hire pilot than the mechanics of the aircraft.

[–] 0 pt

Doesnt help if youre over the Atlantic..lol

[–] 4 pts

Is that an electric or just some fancy-pants car?

The charging system on my Focus has been broken for years to the point where I opened up the cluster and put tape over the dummy light. I can't care less if the car's computer isn't reading the feedback from the alt, it still charges the battery.

[–] 4 pts

Birds can't drive

[–] 1 pt

Of course we can, we simply use one of your meat puppet bodies as a controller.

[–] 3 pts

Cut the cat off mine years ago. Some sensor back there throws a code permanently. I can reset it with my obdii and go 50 miles before it comes back on but I don’t care. I just scan codes every month just to see if any other codes come up.

[–] 1 pt

Yeah, that's probably an O2/Temp sensor. Modern cars gots lots of them in the waste stream. If it's just a simple resistance/voltage report, you could probably fake it.

[–] 1 pt

Yup. You’re right. I believe sometimes you can get away with not affecting it but my layout didn’t allow. I appreciate the engineers not letting that sensor flash the CEL and limp mode the vehicle.

I wonder if the new new vehicles react the same way. My theory is global warming czars with the epa may have forced those sensors to have to read clean car farts or SHUT IT DOWN!

[–] 0 pt

Where I live they won't let you drive your car if the O2 sensor goes off. Cars have be tested for "air quality"

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[–] 4 pts

I worked with a ... thing ... named Pat at a company. It was just like Pat in the video, looked and acted the same. I think it was male, but we're not sure.

[–] 2 pts

Girls that want to look like boys.

The bridge bounces. I can see this child has a whole lot of living to do.

[–] 2 pts

Nobody ever seems to consider walking. It's a tried and trued method that has been used for years. I average about 8 miles a day walking. It works!

[–] 1 pt

What do you do when you are on the side of the road?

Deploy your safety fllairs and call AAA.

Idiot

[–] 1 pt

She doesn't have either.

[–] 0 pt

Jumping off the bridge might be a good alternative.

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B.. bu... But, that would be bad for the environment. One look and you can immediately see that person has serious cognitive issues.

[–] 0 pt

I will now admit pronouns might be sometimes useful. I have no idea what that thing is

[–] 1 pt

Electric car owners are always she/her.

[–] 0 pt

I love how you think she's driving at the beginning, then the camera pans and you realize everything else is moving past her.

[–] 0 pt

I saw a guy with a Tesla having a fight with his female companion while she cried and said why do we have to wait here? He pleaded there was no charging station nearby and was waiting for a tow truck. I found it so funny I couldn't help but stand nearby pretending I was preoccupied to eavesdrop until I honestly felt bad for how stupid they were.