A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues.
"I'm too young to die. I'm only 55."
"Fifty-five?" says God.
"No, according to our calculations, you're 82."
"How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks.
God: "We added up your time sheets."
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues.
"I'm too young to die. I'm only 55."
"Fifty-five?" says God.
"No, according to our calculations, you're 82."
"How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks.
God: "We added up your time sheets."
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