i'd really rather that you give me the highlights of Cynical Theories. see, i spent years in higher education as a student. (i was offered free rides to law school/grad schools a few times.) i've been made to study philosophy and sociology, criminal and constitutional law and some education. i managed to get a couple useless degrees because i knew what was coming down the road, and i refuse to engage in the delusions and the drama. i got lost. i'm tired. i am being worn down like a present-day toddler who has no baseline. i am become the definition of "rigid." i cannot or will not process by my own reasoning any more nuance of babble and terms. my mind has been overloaded. and i come here for the humor and the shared outrage. i just feel so completely powerless to change anything for the better, and i long for the day when words stop and action commences. at this point, i think that i would be thrown in jail for the violence i might commit on someone who uses the word "intersectionality" in all earnestness to my face. i don't want to put the energy into trying to understand anything that comes from modern theories. i want it all mocked and tore down. destroyed. our minds are being cleaved and our souls tossed into a grinder.