From now on all billiard balls will be a light brown color and have no number. There will be no cue ball, or sticks. Sticks are symbols of oppression. At the beginning of play the balls are racked as usual. Play begins with player one virtue signalling the Front Ball. Then player two will protest on the grounds of Feels. The winner is determined by whichever player has the most victimization points.
From now on all billiard balls will be a light brown color and have no number. There will be no cue ball, or sticks. Sticks are symbols of oppression. At the beginning of play the balls are racked as usual. Play begins with player one virtue signalling the Front Ball. Then player two will protest on the grounds of Feels. The winner is determined by whichever player has the most victimization points.
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