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Try making a u-turn in a caravel.
Try making a u-turn in a caravel.
Try raping one or two peasants ladies after smashing fourteen priests' skulls in and getting brain all over your hauberk.
Try raping one or two peasants ladies after smashing fourteen priests' skulls in and getting brain all over your hauberk.
What do you mean? I thought smashing in skulls would be an aphrodisiac.
What do you mean? I thought smashing in skulls would be an aphrodisiac.
You have to try it first on jews. Then you realize that even with them, it's not so much fun. The raping part really sucks even with their big titties. They have a ... smell. A distinct yucky smell.
You have to try it first on jews. Then you realize that even with them, it's not so much fun. The raping part really sucks even with their big titties. They have a ... smell. A distinct yucky smell.
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