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Back in '07 I was in FL for my sisters wedding, i live in Europe. I went to Walmart to see for myself if all the things the internet showed me were, in fact, true. I was not disappointed.
I asked the "salesperson" in the sporting goods section if they had any "Magic Faerie Dust" the kind you use in golf to help make a Hole in 1. This person actually went to speak to someone to help me find it. my mom and I laughed our asses of on the way out.
That's some damn good customer service though.
And to this day that salesperson is still wandering around in alleyways looking for you while holding a box of “Magic Faerie Dust”.
It’s next to the blinker fluid.
To be fair they probably thought that was a brand name or something.
That has got to be the dumbest fake shit I’ve seen posted in like a week. You probably live in Europe as an invader, have never been outside your hometown, and are poor.
Mate, you made me snort coffee all over my desk...thanx for the laugh
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