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[–] • 5 pts

They are laying it on pretty thick. Currently staying in hotel. During breakfast I get an entire gulp of the propaganda machine. Every other commercial is vaccine, or interracial (bm w wf) “perfect family” trash, or some climate scare shit. Storms and fucking floods. Like that doesn’t happen every fkn year since beginning of time.

[–] • 3 pts

Someone posted a pic here on Poal a few days ago of that scenario. Apparently road side assistance shows up in a gas powered truck pulling a diesel fuelled generator to charge their stupid electric cars. Saving the planet! s/

[–] • 1 pt

Stupid premises ('save the planet') have negative consequences.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

You're in a northern state and it's -20f outside, your gas car won't turn over it's to cold for the battery. So will the electric car just zoom out of the driveway at -20F or will it be charging in a heated garage next to the gas powered car????

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Ah ha! Trick question! We aren’t faggots so we don’t have electric cars!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

That is correct since the odds of an electric car starting at work with really cold temps when it's in the parking lot all day are really low so being stranded in a parking lot is really high.

[–] • 1 pt

If you can afford an electric car you can probably get aaa also.

[–] • 5 pts

When second hand electric cars are normal and battery capacity is shit, this will happen all the time.

[–] • 1 pt

I never even thought about that, my phone battery goes to shit after a few years, I wonder how bad that will happen to a giant car battery

[–] • 2 pts

If I remember they said they need changed every 8 years for about 8 grand

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

Nope. Instead, you pay for the global tesla road-side repair assistance.

After activating your patented Intel® neural implant, Google's Ai dragnet will detect your brain wave patterns to determine that your car has run out of power.

You are registered in the GIDB (Global ID Database) as being up-to-date on your taxes and latest Tesla Road-side repair assistance Premium Plan.

Immediately, a Tesla PowerDrone M.K. IV will be deployed from the Elon Musk CCP Aerofactory to assist you.

This process can take some time. To aid in your comfort, your neural implant will administer a non-lethal* dose of the latest Pfizer COVID-PM® vax.

*will likely not stop your heart

This one not only fights the COVID-Quatra XL+ variant, but also induces a dreamless theta-wave sleep.

To stay economically friendly, while your unconcious mind is drifting, your excess brain power will be used to mine cryptocurrencies.

Before you know it, the PowerDrone M.K IV arrives, powers your vehicle, and injects you with the J&J COVID-Amphet vax.

This vax is purposed with counter-acting the perma-sleep induced by the Pfizer COVID-PM® jab.

With your car recharged and your brain reactivated, you can begin emailing your work and friends to inform them that your 3-week absence was due to running out of power on the interstate.

Just another day in the life of an Individual™

Take that, OP!

[–] • 0 pt

a bucket of electricity ... ?

Pffft!...No, you extend the lightning rod and wait for a storm to float by obviously!