Nope. Instead, you pay for the global tesla road-side repair assistance. > After activating your patented Intel^® neural implant, Google's Ai dragnet will detect your brain wave patterns to determine that your car has run out of power. > *You are registered in the GIDB (Global ID Database) as being up-to-date on your taxes and latest Tesla Road-side repair assistance Premium Plan.* > Immediately, a Tesla PowerDrone M.K. IV will be deployed from the Elon Musk CCP Aerofactory to assist you. > This process can take some time. To aid in your comfort, your neural implant will administer a non-lethal* dose of the latest Pfizer COVID-PM^® vax. > *will *likely* not stop your heart > This one not only fights the COVID-Quatra XL+ variant, but also induces a dreamless theta-wave sleep. > To stay economically friendly, while your unconcious mind is drifting, your excess brain power will be used to mine cryptocurrencies. > Before you know it, the PowerDrone M.K IV arrives, powers your vehicle, and injects you with the J&J COVID-Amphet vax. > This vax is purposed with counter-acting the perma-sleep induced by the Pfizer COVID-PM^® jab. > With your car recharged and your brain reactivated, you can begin emailing your work and friends to inform them that your 3-week absence was due to running out of power on the interstate. > Just another day in the life of an Individual^™ Take that, OP!