I mean honestly should these companies be doing research on people like me who didn't take anything didn't change my behavior at all I didnt wash my hands more or avoid people or not travel? I feel like I should be getting paid for living this crazy placebo life

Oh, god, that's probably the greatest!

Are you vaccinated?

No.

Why not?

I'm part of the control group.

What do you mean?

This vaccine that has been globally administered has not been tested and has unknown long term effects so in order to properly test it I'm part of the control group to compare results against. I am willing to make that sacrifice and risk for society!

Sounds of grinding gears as they try to process that a person would not want to take the vaccine