Oh, god, that's probably the greatest! > Are you vaccinated? No. > Why not? I'm part of the control group. > What do you mean? This vaccine that has been globally administered has not been tested and has unknown long term effects so in order to properly test it I'm part of the control group to compare results against. I am willing to make that sacrifice and risk for society! > *Sounds of grinding gears as they try to process that a person would not want to take the vaccine*