I don't see the part where he leaves the toilet seat up.
I don't see the part where he leaves the toilet seat up.
Stand in front of the toilet and piss into the tub to assert dominance and save water.
Stand in front of the toilet and piss into the tub to assert dominance and save water.
Fuck that. Yell at her every time she leaves it down. Tell her how much it sucked to take a leak only to discover you'd pissed on a seat that was down. If she can't check before she sits, why can you check?
Put a big 16d nail in the wall and hang the seat there.
Fuck that. Yell at her every time she leaves it down. Tell her how much it sucked to take a leak only to discover you'd pissed on a seat that was down. If she can't check before she sits, why can you check?
Put a big 16d nail in the wall and hang the seat there.
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