What is a "Mattoid"? I've done a couple interweb searches along with the Urban dictionary and came up empty handed. Also, just by having this picture open on my laptop, people in other rooms of my house are gagging from the stink of them! If all of these "people" were in the same room together, can you imagine the smell‽‽‽ I bet it would have to smell like a hot summer dumpster.