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I'm imagining all of those heads up on poles -- perhaps the Home Depot brand 3" Heavy Duty Schedule 80 PVC. Easy to sharpen both ends, one for the ground and one for the neck hole. Huuuummmm, now let's figure out where to place those poles - maybe in the "white house" Rose Garden so they can all watch Xiden as he stumbles out with his poopy pants leaking.

Now, as to the methodology for removing the heads from the bodies. Some of you who are here from Voat will remember that I favor the Guillotine. Heads roll down an automatic chute into a basket and bodies, still twitching and leaking fluids and solids, tossed upwards on over into a dumpster. My design for this Modern Automatic Guillotine has many improvements over the ancient ones. An automatic loading system very similar to the loading system for a semi-automatic howitzer is the starting point. A chute with an automatic "rammer" to slide the bodies into position for the Final Cut.

Perhaps a kind of Magazine system, into which 50 candidates for The Blade would loaded and then load downward to the chute. Wondering, since they would be stripped naked, if the resultant bodily fluids would be a good lubricant? Have to make sure there is a safeguard against bodies being loaded feet first. Although, now that I think of it, feet first loading would work OK since the loader ram is automatic and the bodies would be sliced like a salami.

Welp, I got to get this down on paper and then mail it off to the US Patent Office. I'll use the royalties from manufacturers to fund this web site.