I think engrish is probably not the bad guy. I think is probably the badguy and he is secretly building a zombie mob of trannies to infiltrate the frozen server stronghold in svalbard. is a talking polar bear and is a grumpy hot air balloon pilot. Engrish is a little girl's stupid pet that can also talk and is comic relief that gets tragically murdered and bands everyone together to fight off the tranny horde. Anus_expander is the little girl. Oh yeah and boone is also his mom(what a bitch). I am anus_expanders cool explorer inventor dad looking for a way into new dimensions so we can leave all the brown people behind. is some weird bitch who flies around on a broom who's into birds and does magic sometimes. is anus_expanders childhood friend who helps him make better decisions and is a crazy gypsy king who keeps talking about foretold prophecies.
It's an original story. I copywrite that shit. No one else is allowed to write a story like this.
I can buy all of that, except for helping me make better decisions
make pretty good decisions most times.
Oh? WTF, I love Poop now!!
I'll just blatantly plagiarize it
NO I ALREADY COPYWRITED IT YOU CANT
You can have that story as long as I keep the rights to Bob.
Bob is the leader of the church that's trying to keep us in the brown people world.
This is an affront on my character. These lies won't be tolerated! I dindu nuffin
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