I had the unfortunate misfortune of staying overnight in Tallahassee and didn't realize the state capital has been over run with nogz. I stopped over night and decided to stop by a convenience store and knew I was in the wrong place when I walked in and heard trap music playing over the speakers. The uhh "lady" comes up to the counter and uttered some type of hybrid english and I'm usually good at deciphering shebonics. Not this time I had to ask the inclusive diversity hire to repeat what it said three times and then I started laughing. The whole time both enriched engineers were looking at me like they "woentid tuh gut demzuh hoooowytee." I had a feeling if I stayed there any longer I would have been the recipient of understanding why I was born racist and why repayrayshuns will be enough of hoooowytee handing every opportunity to advance in hooowyte culture since the 1960s and they still having nothing to show for it uhhh err ummm because aym hooowyte eeen raycis!!