Oh wow, I saw a zillow listing for a house with a kitchen pretty much just like this. It had a wagon wheel chandelier in the living room and an awesome diorama room with tunnels and bridges and a little town all built [only partly dismantled, but everything still there]. I was super tempted to make an offer because it was so cool and in a very slightly nicer neighborhood than our present house... but it seems dumb to go through all the work to move again when pretty soon we won't be allowed to own our own private property anymore and they'll just arbitrarily put a bunch of illegal aliens in our house and probably put us in "reeducation" camps, et cetera and so forth...