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The niggers will never know the pleasure that is the smell of freshly cut grass.

The niggers will never know the pleasure that is the smell of freshly cut grass.

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[–] • 3 pts

I’m sitting in it with half nigger dog right now. Good weather. Satisfaction of keeping your place a beacon of Whiteness.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

little big for a lawn now! just call it acreage

[–] • 1 pt

That’s true. Just finished clearing it all with a walk behind. Not a single snake which was cool. I do feel bad because I took down just a few of these tall flowery things that had a lot of bee activity. Hopefully they moved back and keep doing their thing.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

oh shit I just upvoted you to blueballer!

[–] • 2 pts

I'm fortunate that the only snakes I get are the innoculous kind that are scared of me and will only try to wriggle away even if you pick them up. Not like the "urban y00f" snakes like copperheads or water moccasins some of y'all get that will chase you down and bite you because fuck you that's why.

[–] • 0 pt

I yearn for a flat, open lot like that.

[–] • 1 pt

You'll get it. Potato power!

[–] • 2 pts

I like mowing the lawn. Not only is the result aesthetically pleasing, but it's a few hours of listening to a podcast or audiobook where it's socialy acceptable to tell everyone to leave me the eff alone. Talking at me? Sorry, cant hear you with ear protection and the mower going. Text message? Cant feel my phone vibrate over the mower. Email? Does my mower look like it has effing wifi? You want me to do something? Clearly I'm busy, go away. Social visit? Well you see, I have two more hours of mowing, unless you want to get the weed trimmer out and help it'll be two hours plus a VERY long shower before I can socialize, so sorry...not sorry.

People call it a chore, I call it blessed peace.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

My favorite beer is called Lawnmower and lord does it remind you of the bliss

[–] • 1 pt

Agreed. But it's not always good. I mow an old lady's (92) yard that has 3 labs. Those fuckers shit everywhere. I swear the entire town smells like dog shit for half a day after I mow her yard. A couple people have commented on the smell to which I reply "You are welcome to donate some of your time to clean it up before I mow." Needless to say, it doesn't get cleaned up. Lazy fucks think they can get their way just by complaining. They might as well be niggers.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

It is a nice smell. I've gone the lawnless route though