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Oven·pho·bi·a (noun) - /ˈəʊvənˌfəʊbɪə/

  • An irrational fear or aversion to ovens or cooking appliances.

  • A persistent and abnormal fear of something that has never happened to you, but you know you fully deserve it.

[Origin: oven (from Old English ofen) + phobia (from Greek phobos, meaning fear)]

Synonyms: fear of the oven, stove anxiety, giving the idea phobia

Related forms: ovenphobic (adjective), ovenphobically (adverb)

**Oven·pho·bi·a (noun) - /ˈəʊvənˌfəʊbɪə/** - An irrational fear or aversion to ovens or cooking appliances. - A persistent and abnormal fear of something that has never happened to you, but you know you fully deserve it. [Origin: oven (from Old English ofen) + phobia (from Greek phobos, meaning fear)] Synonyms: fear of the oven, stove anxiety, giving the idea phobia Related forms: ovenphobic (adjective), ovenphobically (adverb)

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Ovenphobics are paranoid there is no logistics scenario where putting people into ovens is viable.

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stove anxiety

Hahahaha, righteous!

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And then one day for no reason at all, Ovenphobia became a real problem among the financial district and government of the US

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Clausterstovic

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The latin huffing professionals would probably call it torreriphobia, fear of being baked.

Edit...that might actually be fear of baked goods though. hmm.

Perhaps clibanophobia, that's actual fear of the oven itself

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I think Ovenphobia is a hate crime.

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Add the all-consuming fear of the funny mustache man or the funny windmill sign to that.

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Its been historically proven that the ovens in Germany during WW2 were imported from Italy to craft delicious artisanal pizzas for guards and criminals in the prison camps.

It was a new delicious trend at the time.

Some nice wood fired pizza, sometimes even using baking stones.

Yeah you were a kike, a gypsy, a faggot.. but hey, since Germans are top tier and treated their prisoners perfectly fine, they also supplied good food.

What does it matter though? The Nuremberg Code is no longer acknowledged so everything they did was as legal as everything Fauci and Gates did now.

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Sounds ovriffic to me.