I'd be rich.
I'd be rich.
If I had $1M I would get surgery to look like Audrey Hepburn when she was 20 https://www.everythingaudrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_54f7e8deddfd2.png
JUST KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHOO HAHHOOHAHfuck
If I had $1M I would get surgery to look like Audrey Hepburn when she was 20 https://www.everythingaudrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_54f7e8deddfd2.png
JUST KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHOO HAHHOOHAHfuck
I’m not going to lie, that is totally awesome engineering.
I’m impressed, it may be a rich mans trifle but it’s still cool.
I’m not going to lie, that is totally awesome engineering.
I’m impressed, it may be a rich mans trifle but it’s still cool.
I'd spend it on a diamond encrusted 8-track!
I'd spend it on a diamond encrusted 8-track!
I know you like the Tourbillons, but I would get one by a more well-known maker. Something like a Lange or a Vacheron.
Even this Richard Mille: https://www.richardmille.com/collections/rm-58-01-tourbillon-jean-todt
Or this Bregeut:
https://www.breguet.com/sites/default/files/invention/CLASSIQUE%20DOUBLE%20TOURBILLON%205345_0.JP
EDIT: or even this Franck Muller: https://images .app.goo .gl/b9GJmmg5iXyCD69Y9
I know you like the Tourbillons, but I would get one by a more well-known maker. Something like a Lange or a Vacheron.
Even this Richard Mille: https://www.richardmille.com/collections/rm-58-01-tourbillon-jean-todt
Or this Bregeut:
https://www.breguet.com/sites/default/files/invention/CLASSIQUE%20DOUBLE%20TOURBILLON%205345_0.JP
EDIT: or even this Franck Muller: https://images .app.goo .gl/b9GJmmg5iXyCD69Y9
If you’re really into complications, then you’ll be pleased to know that I am in the conceptual stages of designing the world’s first electronic Cuckograph.
- It will have a chronograph stopwatch function to record the amount of time each bull spends with the wife.
- Superior night luminescence for prolonged closet use.
- SPM (Strokes Per Minute) and SPS (Strokes Per Session) are started manually, but will terminate automatically when the highly sensitive microphone stops detecting skin-on-skin slapping for more than 10 seconds. For half strokes and “just the tip”, you’ll have to depend on your own eyes until we release ClitBit pairing.
If you’re really into complications, then you’ll be pleased to know that I am in the conceptual stages of designing the world’s first electronic Cuckograph.
1. It will have a chronograph stopwatch function to record the amount of time each bull spends with the wife.
2. Superior night luminescence for prolonged closet use.
3. SPM (Strokes Per Minute) and SPS (Strokes Per Session) are started manually, but will terminate automatically when the highly sensitive microphone stops detecting skin-on-skin slapping for more than 10 seconds. For half strokes and “just the tip”, you’ll have to depend on your own eyes until we release ClitBit pairing.
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