If you’re really into complications, then you’ll be pleased to know that I am in the conceptual stages of designing the world’s first electronic Cuckograph.
- It will have a chronograph stopwatch function to record the amount of time each bull spends with the wife.
- Superior night luminescence for prolonged closet use.
- SPM (Strokes Per Minute) and SPS (Strokes Per Session) are started manually, but will terminate automatically when the highly sensitive microphone stops detecting skin-on-skin slapping for more than 10 seconds. For half strokes and “just the tip”, you’ll have to depend on your own eyes until we release ClitBit pairing.
If you’re really into complications, then you’ll be pleased to know that I am in the conceptual stages of designing the world’s first electronic Cuckograph.
1. It will have a chronograph stopwatch function to record the amount of time each bull spends with the wife.
2. Superior night luminescence for prolonged closet use.
3. SPM (Strokes Per Minute) and SPS (Strokes Per Session) are started manually, but will terminate automatically when the highly sensitive microphone stops detecting skin-on-skin slapping for more than 10 seconds. For half strokes and “just the tip”, you’ll have to depend on your own eyes until we release ClitBit pairing.
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