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Instead of fighting large spiders in the basement, you have to ward off F-35s with nukes.

@theodore_kent @Smedleys_Butler-1 @WilhelmVonDoobiest

Instead of fighting large spiders in the basement, you have to ward off F-35s with nukes. @theodore_kent @Smedleys_Butler-1 @WilhelmVonDoobiest

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Set off the nukes and pray real hard to Jesus.

The F-35's don't stand a chance against the glorious love of the Lord.

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Long long time ago, in a kikedom far far away, there lived The Incredible Growing Man, or as locals called him - golem.

Instead of fighting large spiders in the basement, he had to ward off F-35s with nukes.

He failed.

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...there's a reason I didn't ping you.

lol. Nice attempt. In fact... @Frosty - best written short story from a prompt. (so far, niggy)

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Paint em as meals on wheels for Palestinians. Simple as

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Confused. Elaborate.

Write a short story about a man growing out of control. He's 5'6" one day, then he gets bitten by a radioactive magnifying glass and starts doubling in size every 24 hours. 5'6" on Day 1... 11' on Day 2... 22' tall on Day 3... 44' tall on Day 4...

How long before the X-File Division is sent out to stop him from growing bigger than the Earth?

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I'm going for giant vacuum sealed mummified second moon then. Instant cargo cult religions across the globe

But still, at some point in growth I'll be able to easily paint the jets as such, but I'm not sure if that's considered a false flag if they're peaceful decoys

Edit- 5'6? I'm taller than that