London Gypsy | Poal: Say what you want.

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lmao, mancards have nothing to do with the metric system. I call upon to ascertain that even skilled bartenders can't measure to the mL.

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reee! reee! reee! I only can think in 1/8 oz increments!

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Never count, never measure, you free pour and you ask the customer about their opinions on how many Jews died in the Holocaust while you do it.

They won't care if it is proportionately correct because they'll be thinking about the question.

This is the secret to never having anyone send back a cocktail.

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lmao trick of the trade!

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