I like to torture my lobster for a few hours before boiling it alive. Sometimes I'll superglue it to the kitchen wall like a piece of kinetic art and rub ghost pepper juice along its antennas where all its feeling are. That really gets those legs a twitchin'. Then when it comes time, I talk encouragingly to him between dips in and out of the pot. *"How you doing, champ? Is that warm enough for you?"*