I hosted one to get the gibs from Microsoft. Now I know why you never showed up.
I hosted one to get the gibs from Microsoft. Now I know why you never showed up.
We tried. The best part about your party was when you stood in the window and did the Vanna White demo of all the loot. You owe me a demo bag.
We tried. The best part about your party was when you stood in the window and did the Vanna White demo of all the loot. You owe me a demo bag.
I would send you a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate signed by Steve Ballmer in pure gold ink. I think I threw it out last year, though.
I would send you a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate signed by Steve Ballmer in pure gold ink. I think I threw it out last year, though.
I'll settle for being allowed to be in the house at the next party you throw.
Protip for other party hosts: It's bad form to lock the door and laugh like a maniac through the mail slot. It's even worse form to call the cops on your party guests for trespassing once you finish the loot reveal. It took me three days to get bail money.
I'll settle for being allowed to be in the house at the next party you throw.
Protip for other party hosts: It's bad form to lock the door and laugh like a maniac through the mail slot. It's even worse form to call the cops on your party guests for trespassing once you finish the loot reveal. It took me three days to get bail money.
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