The last one killed me. That's freaking gold, and now it's on my bucket list to use on a woman one day just for shits and giggles.
The last one killed me. That's freaking gold, and now it's on my bucket list to use on a woman one day just for *shits* and giggles.
You should add this one while you’re at it:
The cops are searching for my penis - can I hide it inside you?
You should add this one while you’re at it:
The cops are searching for my penis - can I hide it inside you?
Just texted this to my gf lol
Just texted this to my gf lol
Na, see, that won't work because you're referencing sex twice whereas the other guy said shit. It conjures a different image than the cliché dick pic which is supposed to repulse her. She knows he's trying to gross her out instead of turn her on. And that, scrambles a chicks brain. But only if you're a chad.
Na, see, that won't work because you're referencing sex twice whereas the other guy said shit. It conjures a different image than the cliché dick pic which is supposed to repulse her. She knows he's trying to gross her out instead of turn her on. And that, scrambles a chicks brain. But only if you're a chad.
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