"A Russian fifth grader put out an Eternal Flame with a fire extinguisher in Mozhaysk, Moscow. The eternal flame has (previously) been burning since it's erection in 1985.

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one year in siberia, with the bears, in a cottage, with a stove for heating

nothing for 500km

if he escape .... two years of siberia, no cottage

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Wait..are the Bears IN the cottage?

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And an eagle.

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Damn that IS harsh

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Bear drunk drive lada and run you down in crosswalk.

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If he escapes unaided and figures out how to transverse 500km of siberian hell then he should be declared a man and free from any future persecution.

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no, he can join wagner for that

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I value someone who can survive much higher than someone who can kill.