Now, this is a story all about how @aou's got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bejing In anglo country born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all coding web forums outside of the school When a couple of chinks who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Beijing' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.