If you want to think 'it takes 36 hours to fly from the East Coast to the West Coast' was said seriously, more power to you my man.
Edit: to keep the meme train going https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/41257875/not-sure-if-totally-oblivious-or-they-just-cant-admit-theyre-wrong.jpg
It technically is possible.
True. It once took me 2 days to fly from Phoenix to Cleveland. Nvermind the cancelled flights and sleeping in the airport.
The airport was actually a cleverly disguised plane and while I was 'sleeping' on the 'ground' (((they))) were actually flying my around the ring (the true shape of the Earth, Larry Niven was actually a CIA whistle-blower who cleverly disguised his leaks as sci fi novels) so as to hide the true shape of the earth from me and me alone.
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