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The state is full of morons, apparently.

The state is full of morons, apparently.

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I miss the snow.

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yes. yes it is.

last year, i recall the morning news standing in the parking lot of a strip mall down the road to show the giant puddle that formed from the rain storm that moved through. captivating stuff.

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OH NO A PUDDLE?

Time to call out the national guard!

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aw shit - grab some fresh coffee, it's about to get real! better throw a code-red weather alert and do delayed openings!

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LEVEL THREE PUDDLE EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN THE STATE!

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Don't give Gov. Mikey any ideas. He might feel the need to shut down the barber shops for public safety again.

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But the slush!!?

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>SNOW TURNS TO SLUSH

DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE

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And guess what, the bear shits in the woods.

Really, is that what's aired on the talmudvision nowadays? Jeez.

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Yep, Channel 6 is the local ABC affiliate.

Next: Overcast skies finally clear to reveal that the sky is actually blue.