I miss the snow.
yes. yes it is.
last year, i recall the morning news standing in the parking lot of a strip mall down the road to show the giant puddle that formed from the rain storm that moved through. captivating stuff.
OH NO A PUDDLE?
Time to call out the national guard!
aw shit - grab some fresh coffee, it's about to get real! better throw a code-red weather alert and do delayed openings!
LEVEL THREE PUDDLE EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN THE STATE!
Don't give Gov. Mikey any ideas. He might feel the need to shut down the barber shops for public safety again.
But the slush!!?
>SNOW TURNS TO SLUSH
DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE
OH NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
And guess what, the bear shits in the woods.
Really, is that what's aired on the talmudvision nowadays? Jeez.
Yep, Channel 6 is the local ABC affiliate.
Next: Overcast skies finally clear to reveal that the sky is actually blue.
Not in OHIO.
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