[–] • 2 pts

OH NO A PUDDLE?

Time to call out the national guard!

[–] • 1 pt

aw shit - grab some fresh coffee, it's about to get real! better throw a code-red weather alert and do delayed openings!

[–] • 3 pts

LEVEL THREE PUDDLE EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN THE STATE!

[–] • 1 pt

hahahahaha - that's cornpop level heavy, man

[–] • 1 pt

Don't give Gov. Mikey any ideas. He might feel the need to shut down the barber shops for public safety again.

[–] • 1 pt

But the slush!!?

[–] • 1 pt

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!