He's a mystery to me, too, but given the hilarity he attaches to pizza and white bunny's my guess is that he's one of them. All this aside, the skit he made where he's Uber-driving is hilarious.

He's a sexual abuse victim.

He's an abuse victim.

The sooner you understand this, the sooner you'll start understanding pizzagate.

I'll repeat it.

He's a sexual abuse victim.

Macaulay is what happens when ritualistically abused as a child. That's what it looks like. Learning yet?

He tried to come out and tell people. And no one listened. They laughed, had silly interviews with him. Not one of them asked further questions, he was clearly willing to talk about.

Pray for him.

That guy's all kinds of strange.