I have despised small talk going on years now. In my line of work I have to keep clients happy by just being nice and pretending I give a shit about their retarded sheep outlook of the world. I used to respond to the word pandemic by correcting them and blaming the lockdowns but i'd just get blank stares so I've stopped. Just stfu and pay me. I'm here because your husband is a faggot that can't fix a fence or install a toilet. Being a handyman is great but i'd be much happier if I could slap these shit males that don't even know the difference between flat head and Phillips.
I'm in the same boat, but on the other hand, these beta males keep me gainfully employed.
They definitely do.
I once got a call to a vacation rental, the two beta males and their wives all looked very constipated and anxious. Toilet would not flush. I lifted the tank lid, tightened the handle retaining nut, and wished them 'happy shitting'.
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