'We had our reservations, but Glorious Leader had never steered us wrong before. While the American dogs fortified their trenches, we set up our wondrous new weapon. On the eve of their third consecutive pride month, we deployed it. After a momentary burst of static and feedback, our captain flipped the arming switch and fired it. The great sound system, with speakers all along our trenches, filled the air with the resounding, booming voice of our Glorious Leader, speaking in perfect english. 'You will never be woman.' And then, silence. I admit, for the first few minutes, I felt doubt that our weapon did not work, but then, slowly, it happened. First it started low, but then, it started to grow. The sound of enemy small arms. I took cover, assuming it was return fire, but gradually it dawned on me that our enemy was not firing on *us*. That night, we inflicted 42% casualties on their tranny brigade.' - Personal journal of Corporal Mas Qu Lin