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Then you are screwed. The "birdbath" is meant to be somewhere no one would look, not necessarily a birdbath, but the birdbath joke has been around almost as long as Bitcoin. And of course, this brings up another big Bitcoin security problem: The $5 Hammer.

Tell me about your hammer

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"Muh Millions in Bitcoin is safe because only I know the key or where it is hidden and thieves can't get it"

Home invader takes a $5 hammer and proceeds to smash his fingers one by one until he coughs up the key

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Those aren't really security problems. Ever hear of safe?

I'll put the password in a SAFE!

Scroll down for the $5 way to open all safes.

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I trained my dogs to attack $5 solutions.