Ya, what happens when you don't subscribe to their religion?
Burn the heretic!
Burn the heretic... after you take the iphone out of his pocket. It would be a sin to destroy such a glorious product.
Save the holy relic of course.
People need religion cause they’re too stupid to form their own opinions with programming telling them how to feel about things. That goes for everybody across the board. Except me. Cause I’m god
You forgot to ask for a dick pic.
Don't get ahead of yourself saint, you are part of god, it's what makes your soul a thing.
So technically you are just a sliver of god. God is the eternal source of life, you're just holding a very small portion in a 3D landscape. God's logged into a video game, and he's logged into you, and everyone else that recognizes their divine spark.
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