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A long time ago i made it a point to give everyone the masonic handshake just to see the reaction. None ever noticed. Then one day I once got a job using the secret handshake, alone. No joke. His eyes lit up and he interrupted his boss to introduce me. Fucking faggots.
What was the job? Something important?
Not important. I work for myself now.
I’m curious what industry they work in.
Well you gotta reveal the handshake then to us
Take your thumb and push somewhat hard on their knuckle. I forget. 2nd knuckle probably. Not so its obvious
Reddit employees also use a SECRET HANDSHAKE called the "woke-Tranny-leftist-handshake", and they hire you on the spot at Reddit if you give them the secret "woke-Tranny-leftist-handshake".
I can only assume its also a wet sticky handshake with both semen , soy milk, and red bean smoothie on their hands.
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