Harold White: "Hey NASA, know how you guys have been letting me mess around with your lab stuff trying to invent a warp drive, 'n stuff? Well, I got this really cool other gig, so I was just wondering if you guys would let me take all that stuff with me? You know, just to mess around with?"
NASA: "Ummm...No. If you're quitting and leaving, why in the world would we let you take all of that expensive lab equipment with you?"
Harold White: "Well, I guess that depends. Do you want a black hole to appear in your lab? Because that's how you get a black hole to appear in your lab."
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