I’m working on smart ammo that has a voice recognition requirement before it allows the gun powder to combust.
Simply say, “rubber baby buggy bumpers” three times in a loud, quick (but not too quick) succession, an d your ammo will fire flawlessly 100% of the time.
It’s got the added benefit of anti-suicide protection by making sure you’re not agitated when trying to use your firearm. Crying, screaming, anger in general and the gun will protect you from yourself.
I’m working on smart ammo that has a voice recognition requirement before it allows the gun powder to combust.
Simply say, “rubber baby buggy bumpers” three times in a loud, quick (but not too quick) succession, an d your ammo will fire flawlessly 100% of the time.
It’s got the added benefit of anti-suicide protection by making sure you’re not agitated when trying to use your firearm. Crying, screaming, anger in general and the gun will protect you from yourself.
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