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The only local roaster near here is the epicenter of local faggotry. All the bicycle leotard faggots and such.
I know. It sucks, but those fags make the better stuff ... well not the fags, but the roastmaster in the back. The fags just brew it.
My favorite is Blue Bottle Cafe in San Fransisco. Ultimate faggotry brewing the ultimate coffee.
Fitness is gay?
Nah I know what he means. They don't ride for fitness. They ride retro single speed cruiser bikes for irony points. You would never catch them in a gym or possibly breaking a sweat.
Hah! Sure. You ever try to ride a fixie? Fuck those things. They're hard work.
You ever meet a bicycle messenger? Try to keep up with one of those vegan hipster granolafags for 5 minutes. I bet they roast 95% of this website while wearing an O2 trainer.
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