Right on. At least she didn't catch you jerking off to Shriners children's hospital commercials.
You in hawaii?
Yes, and yes.
-She did catch me jerkin it to 'Golden Girls' once, that was awkward
Did you leave your hand in water to get wrinkled, so you can pretend Betty White is giving you an old fashioned?
This is why I come to voat poal.
Oh shit that's genius..
But I have sat on my hand til it turns numb, then I close my eyes and pretend it's someone else's hand jerkin muh dick
Were you on voat way back when it was whoaverse? I had some awesome conversations with a dude living in Hawaii.
I only knew it as Voat. I became a diehard goat. But I can have awesome convos too! HEH! Really! God, I'm so lonely..
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