Sigh...ok that was pretty good.
I might have smacked you if we were in the same room when that came outta your mouth.
Would that fall under "dad joke" humor?
Grandpa joke.
When I went into computers, we had card readers to change the software. Computer chips and screens were all future tech. So long ago.
I hope you understand that me smacking you wouldn't be... personal. It was sort of like... a reflex. As I read your joke, as it congealed in my brain, I found my hand subconsciously raised and readied to deliver a mild smack across the face.
Perhaps I should work on this. But I get the feeling you know what I mean; after all, you picked up these jokes/humor from somewhere else.... ever smack anybody?
I can't recall what it was, probably because I was so enraged, but a few years ago at my old job, some guy made one of the worst "grandpa/dad" jokes I'd ever heard. After my spine uncoiled from cringing so fucking hard, I began looking for the nearest window which I could toss this fucker out of. He walked off before I found a window, so luckily for him, the rage had passed by then.
:)
Wow, dude trim your ear hairs.
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