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[–] • 6 pts

Joe Biden is the equivalent of a cement block sized laptop from the 90s running Windows 98 and using Internet Explorer. Slow, clunky, outdated and useless. At this point the US is the laughing stock of the world. Our "leaders" are all either senile and stupid or laughing diversity hires out of place.

We are defenseless idiots at the moment under geriatric and shitskin communists.

[–] • 3 pts

Joe Biden is not remotely in charge. The diversity hires are running the asylum.

[–] • 1 pt

That's the scariest part. He's a fucking puppet and the people running him are absolutely retarded dipshits.

This isn't an accident, it's all on purpose. This incompetence is past stupidity. It's all for reason.

[–] • 3 pts

Joe got an email from a Nigerian prince and is sending him regular payments.

[–] • 2 pts

Oooooh by gosh I am afraid that that the country is not responding and will have to be reinstalled. Lord Ganesha help me!

[–] • 2 pts

Noah, get the Ark!

[–] • 3 pts

I am very sorry sir we are unable to provide you with an ark at this time. I understand your frustration and we are working to restore service as quickly as possible.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

That ain't how cuckoo clocks work, Son.

[–] • 1 pt

Try banging the sides a little.

[–] • 1 pt

Reminds me of the Monty Python skit where a guy with a walker is touring a facility and his attendant said his brain fell out of place.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Run cmd as admin, type: "format c: /fs:ntfs”

You will of course need some media to boot from.. any media will do, as it can't get worse than ststus quo..

Alternately do contemplate partitioning the system and leave c: to it's own devices, as the sectors looks corrupt and possibly fubar..

[–] • 1 pt

sudo rm -rf /

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Ubuntu, seriously? If there ever was a country that was like windows, a split second before bsod..

[–] • 0 pt

Ububtu? Don't be a faggot. Ubuntu is Swahili for "I suck dicks and can't configure Debian."

Use Debian.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I've learned that some pcs can't goto into hibernation and come back. You literally have to pull the battery when it freaks out. That's America.

The reset needed will come when the lights go out.

[–] • 1 pt

I think the sun may be about to do that.

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Gays do it a lot and theyre still fucked up

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Wasn't that 2020?

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