I did mean to say cauliflower, but that seems to be because I was confused. When I heard of the clouds of fecal particles created when defecating, I heard it referred to as "fecal cauliflower." Which I believed to be some strange, but named way that process occurs. I didn't hear or understand that it was coliform, that coliform is the name of the bacteria. Now I wonder if there if there is a term for the actual cloud of fecal mater created when defecating. Thank you for educating me, because I have referred to that particle cloud as fecal cauliflower for some time. To my understanding, there is a "cloud" of fecal mater created when you shit. So I still stand by my argument, even if I used misnomer.