Jesus Saves!
I'd be so embarrassed if Jesus appeared to me in the middle of the night while I was snorting cocaine off a whore's ass. I don't think he would be beckoning me through the pearly gates.
Nope, though it certainly piques my interest, not planning to add this one to my retirement G's and O's.
#Jesus Saves!
I'd be so embarrassed if Jesus appeared to me in the middle of the night while I was snorting cocaine off a whore's ass. I don't think he would be beckoning me through the pearly gates.
Nope, though it certainly piques my interest, not planning to add this one to my retirement G's and O's.
Since I won't be coming back, you can have the rest of my coke.
Since I won't be coming back, you can have the rest of my coke.
Damn, that's really generous! Lol! I'll cook it up with some baking soda and freebase it! Make sure to pay the whore before you go though. I've never paid, don't want to start now.
Damn, that's really generous! Lol! I'll cook it up with some baking soda and freebase it! Make sure to pay the whore before you go though. I've never paid, don't want to start now.
I'll do my best but pre-payment isn't on my mind.
I'll do my best but pre-payment isn't on my mind.
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